В Wednesday, August 31, 2011 В
Aries (March 21 April 19)
Boisterous day, today.Try not to be much more irritating than is absolutely necessary.
much Today you will notice yet another large freshly-dug mound of dirt in your neighbor’s back yard.It’s probably nothing he probably just digs at night if he can’t get to sleep.I know I do.
You will attain your dream of having your own cooking show, but it will become tiresome when you have to battle your way past people dressed as chickens to get into the studio each day.
Good day to get a potted plant for your office, which you should name «Throckmorton.» (The plant, not the office.Obviously, «Throckmorton» is a completely inappropriate name for an office.«Wiggins» is a good name for your office, if it doesn’t already have a name.)
You will vow to always tell the truth, but it will backfire on you.Most people find that kind of behavior highly suspicious, and more than a little deviant.
Hmm.Hard to read this one.The carrot stopped right between «kidnapped and tortured» and «wins the lottery».Probably a little of both, I’d guess.
You will acquire a slight sniffle, today.(A sniffle is a cross between a dachshund and a cairn terrier, bred especially to spot helicopters.)
You will have a visit from «The Scourge of Valderia».He’s thin, small, balding, wears little round gla*ses, and dresses in a rumpled blue suit.Still you don’t want to cross him.
Between now and the vernal equinox, trust anyone with freckles.After that, trust no one.
Today you will discover that there is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.A silly nose wiggle ranks pretty highly, though.
You’re getting a little carried away with the idea of selling banner ads to make extra cash.On the other hand, a totally bare forehead is a bit of a waste of space
Turning the Corner
